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May 16th

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A crime scene is so not the best place to meet...

May 13th

Sira yung hyperspace! Bilis, dalhin sa talyer!

May 11th

Dateline: Makati City Hall Press Office Reporters, having filed their stories for the day, are watching the Hayden Kho-Katrina Halili sexytimes video. Reporters: Wooo! Ganito kami sa Makati! Enter bewildered city official. He looks at what they’re watching. City official: Sana ganito sa buong Pilipinas! Your eyes and ears in governance, ladies and gentlemen.

May 11th

May 8th

May 5th

Ano’ng gagawin mo kapag may nawala ka? Hahanapin. Eh kung ‘di mahanap? Papalitan. Eh kung ‘di mapalitan? Kakalimutan. Eh kung ‘di makalimutan? … Ano’ng gagawin mo kapag may nawala kang hindi mo mahanap, ‘di mapalitan at ‘di makalimutan? Tatanggapin. — Tulad Ng Dati, Mike Sandejas (2006)

Apr 25th

Apr 24th

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains...”

– the opening paragraph of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith. fuck, i think i love this book already. eta: elizabeth bennett tries to slit mr darcy’s throat because he insulted her honor. my heart, this book can have it. eta2: NINJAS!

Apr 23rd

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listen up yo!

originally written in 2006; I don’t even remember some of the songs here :o Pinoy Mash-Ups: Now This Is What We *Don’t* Call Music! Walang Nahuhulog (Ely vs. Raimund Pupil vs. Sandwich) Ang Ating Araw Ay Sinabmarin/Alay Sa Mga Humanap Ng Panget Noong Dekada Nubenta (Dicta License vs. Andrew E Tag Team Mix) Wala Nang Pwedeng Magmahal Sa Chiksilog (Itchyworms vs. Kamikazee) ...

Apr 20th

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useful web idea: dyipniwiki!

user-contributed public transportation routes (complete with expected cost and commuting tips) for anywhere in the archipelago. for jeeps, buses, tricycles, trains, fx and taxis — even if the last is kind of cheating. i’d be on that like mang tomas on rice.

Apr 19th

“Sometimes I wonder if I’m the person I was born to be, if the life...”

– Dispatches from the Edge, Anderson Cooper I would upload excerpts from the audiobook read by Cooper, but it’s in m4a :(

Apr 17th

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no lie: BEST. DAY. EVER.

Even though I am sitting around not doing intern-like things sweltering in the godforsaken heat and worrying about my burning desire to watch Fast & Furious again, I am pretty sure I am having the BEST. DAY. EVER. Let me count the ways: one. I won’t be losing my scholarship (at least until next sem)! My grades have managed to surpass my wildest expectations, though, tbh my dad says...

Apr 15th

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watching the watchmen

kbcdefg: “Police said they are not yet ruling the shooting of the wife of television news anchor Ted Failon a suicide despite the discovery of an apparent suicide note.”—Failon grilled on wife’s shooting - INQUIRER.net, Philippine News for Filipinos This is just… Just. They’ve been talking about this at the beat. It’s front-page, OJ Simpson-esque stuff daw.

Apr 15th

Apr 13th

FIFTH DAY: 11.5 HOURS

300hoursofsummer: EVENING: Went to Caloocan for the first time - ALONE. Met up with Jesi and the rest of the Kapatiran alyansa members. Had to interview them about their reformation. See, this alliance is composed of 70-90 gangs (with more than 3,000 members) who solemnly swear that they’re up to no bad. Turned out to be really interesting. According to them, ang layuning nila ay ibahin ang...

Apr 13th

“woah. if i’d started my internship today, i would’ve met the entire...”

– also, the lady being sued is my next-door neighbor. small fucking world, what?

Apr 12th

so i’m assigned to an inquirer reporter for my summer internship, right? and i was given a cellphone number to contact her, and i did, and it was going all swimmingly until i called — AND THEN IT TURNED OUT I WAS CORRESPONDING ALL ALONG WITH A REPORTER FOR PEOPLE’S FUCKING JOURNAL godfuckingdammit. shit. wtf, i don’t even know. i am torn between laughing, crying and/or...

Apr 12th

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Apr 11th

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Apr 9th

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age fail :(

Created by Train Horns

Apr 9th

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Mar 31st

I need help

kbcdefg: If you were to choose, which of the three would you pick for your summer internship program? - ABS-CBN | Kalye - GMA | Unang Hirit - MEGA Pub Group | MEGA magazine Sir Deo (who’s going back to GMA, sadface) says it’s not that good being an intern for a show at GMA (being in Research is better daw). By process of elimination, I vote for MEGA :D (…but an Film prof...

Mar 27th

Watch

Oh your stupid hot face Bradley James :( Fan video by solanyxe, with footage from BBC’s Merlin. (Imeem takes way too long to load, so plz to be bearing with it.)

Mar 24th

Mar 17th

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tragically, funsized.org is registered

I think I’ve always bought .org domains because it means that if I ever want to, I can name a folder y and the URL would be .org/y.

Mar 16th

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Mar 11th

tl;dr, or: (gay) cake or death

Right now I am more interested about the Korean movie Antique being finally (finally!) available online than I am about Tinig Ng Plaridel’s 2009 Election Special being released today in print and online. On one hand, I have an eight-page black-and-white product of a sleep-deprived weekend in which I sacrificed time I might’ve spent on doing academic stuff for a newspaper that now...

Mar 10th