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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. Never was this truth more plain than during the recent attacks at Netherfield Park, in which a household of eighteen was slaughtered and consumed by a horde of the living dead.
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the opening paragraph of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith.
fuck, i think i love this book already.
eta: elizabeth bennett tries to slit mr darcy’s throat because he insulted her honor. my heart, this book can have it.
eta2: NINJAS!